Someday I'm gonna find out what it is that makes people want to fight.
shoutout to oxygen
Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team.
tldr; the ladies save the world instead
NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER
Clumsy, adorable murder
IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME
I need 20
When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect
when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect
shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it
Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things
request for celestialoctopi's headcanon cecil who is korean/native american, with bonus carlos c:
The diamond cutter
make me choose → anonymous asked Regina/Henry
Is this permament?
#every time i see this on my dash the top pic leads me to believe the next one will say#’when you fell from heaven?’#and then of course it doesn’t and i want to curl into a ball and weep as per ushe but#let’s all take a moment of silence to imagine steve getting so frustrated with seeing bucky for a second#before he runs away#that he starts using that second to yell the really terrible pickup lines that tony’s been suggesting via text for weeks#HEY BUCKY I LOST MY UNDERWEAR CAN I SEE YOURS?#I’M SORRY BUCKY I’M AN ARTIST IT’S MY JOB TO STARE AT BEAUTIFUL MEN#C’MON BUCKY YOU’VE GOT TO BE TIRED BY NOW; YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY#sam standing behind him shaking with silent laughter because it’s laugh or cry#bucky actually stopping for longer and longer every time to stare at steve in abject bewilderment#until eventually steve turns bright red and is like#THAT SHIRT IS VERY BECOMING ON YOU BUCKY AND IF I WERE ON YOU I’D BE—#and bucky finally cracks#yells JESUS ROGERS I’LL COME WITH YOU JUST DON’T FUCKING FINISH THAT ONE#in summary: this fandom has stripped me of my ability to make sense - gyzym